You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing

Martha Stewart is my spirit guide.

Martha Stewart is my spirit guide.


clype:

holmmes:

Liquid is the classical state of matter with a definite volume but no fixed shape.

cats are liquid

How the fuck do cats work.


femburton: A rough draft of the letter I’m gonna send to Leo with a homemade Oscar

femburton:

A rough draft of the letter I’m gonna send to Leo with a homemade Oscar



awkward-elevator:

How to speak Flanders

ironicorgasm: btrgotthatonething: doctorkane: In the dry lakebed of Racetrack, Death Valley stones as big as 700 pounds mysteriously slide across the surface of the earth without any notable external forces acting upon them. While some researchers believe a combination of natural events, such as wind and ice, cause these stones to “sail”, others question this theory pointing out that the stones don’t follow a predictable path and change directions abruptly. THE PIONEERS USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES

ironicorgasm:

btrgotthatonething:

doctorkane:

In the dry lakebed of Racetrack, Death Valley stones as big as 700 pounds mysteriously slide across the surface of the earth without any notable external forces acting upon them. While some researchers believe a combination of natural events, such as wind and ice, cause these stones to “sail”, others question this theory pointing out that the stones don’t follow a predictable path and change directions abruptly.

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THE PIONEERS USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES